scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
When your crush calls you cute.
mostnotedposts: GIRL’S REACTION: GUY’S REACTION: My Reaction: that was a nice dream…
Never run back to whatever broke you.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
When a girl and her friends are all like "We're...
nicoosuxx: and the girl looks like this: and her friends look like this: and I’m all like:
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
That awkward moment when you slip and fall